There are two ways that you can grow a Scout Group either by recruiting or producing. We are v
ery pleased to announce that Fiona and David have produced a new member for 1st Cookham Scouts - Georgina Alice Hellmuth. All six pounds and twelve ounces of Georgina was introduced to Scouting (and the world) on Sunday 27th November.
In true Scouting tradition Georgina chose the more adventurous route racing into this world at 5am in the morning opting for the natural way despite being presented with the Cesarean option that had been planned for the next day. Needless to say, that this choice required a great deal of assistance by Fiona in particular, with David offering much encouragement.
We have still not worked out if the Scout Association's POR (Policy, Organisation and Rules) permits this type of adventurous activity. In fact it does not mention this activity at all! So we have duly conducted a risk assessment and established that the gains (Georgina) far out weigh the risks and have decided that being born is a most favourable adventurous activity.
Both adults that assisted the activity have completed CRBs and of course there was a minimum of two adults present. One holds a warrant although it was noted that Fiona was not in uniform. We have decided to overlook this matter.
However, we do not feel that they have had sufficient training to hold the post of parent but then discovered that 'Parenting' is not one of the Training Modules offered by the Scout Association. Furthermore, we investigated who was qualified to hold the post of 'parent' and alas found nobody - although there appears to be a great number of books by 'experts'. Indeed, all parents present (including myself) realised that we have no qualifications to hold the post either and so decided that it was best that we 'let sleeping babies lie'.
We then realised that we had stumbled across the first piece of training and possibly the only piece of training we could offer. So Fiona and David, our advice to you is to 'let sleeping babies lie' and figure out the rest as you go along. If you get it right then you can write the missing Training Module for the Scout Association.
Seriously though - Fiona and David, on behalf of 1st Cookham Scout Group, the leaders, helpers and all the parents and young people, we congratulate you on the birth of your daughter Georgina Alice Hellmuth.
P.S. Rest assured that Georgina's name will be placed on the waiting list for Beavers.
P.P.S It is Fiona McWilliam and David Hellmuth who I refer to above, not Fiona and David Baddeley ;-)